BXBX NOVEL 
“With this system, I’ll become the world’s greatest seducer! If it doesn’t kill me first...” I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl’s voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] “What the hell...how? I’m an 18-year-old v.i.r.g.i.n...” [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] “You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: “Why are these guys all insane?” Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Release schedule: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don’t have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Warning: It’s not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.
- Chapter 1 - Seduce or die
- Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line
- Chapter 3 - Casanova enters the scene
- Chapter 4 - The thong test
- Chapter 5 - Meeting a master of seduction
- Chapter 6 - Were stuck in caveman bodies
- Chapter 7 - Unlocking achievements
- Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier
- Chapter 9 - Swole daddy
- Chapter 10 - A Japanese cutie with R.A. duty
- Chapter 11 - Peac.o.c.king
- Chapter 12 - What is attraction?
- Chapter 13 - Jokes and stat bumps
- Chapter 14 - Teasing
- Chapter 15 - Otaku religion
- Chapter 16 - What is charisma?
- Chapter 17 - Stat gain is a hell of a drug
- Chapter 18 - A bet to win the girl
- Chapter 19 - Charismatic evolution!
- Chapter 20 - The crucial moment
- Chapter 21 - What is your life’s blueprint?
- Chapter 22 - Stoned to death
- Chapter 23 - The divine dao of face-slapping
- Chapter 24 - Traumatizing a stranger
- Chapter 25 - Ronald McDonald learns about insta-dates
- Chapter 26 - Motivating a woman with words
- Chapter 27 - Unlocking comfort
- Chapter 28 - Destiny and spirit animals
- Chapter 29 - Points-digger
- Chapter 30 - Club Rat’s Fake ID
- Chapter 31 - The dong game
- Chapter 32 - Dungeon instance
- Chapter 33 - Defusing obstacles
- Chapter 34 - Wingman law
- Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone
- Chapter 36 - Pigs get roasted
- Chapter 37 - Dungeon event mini-boss
- Chapter 38 - Dungeon break
- Chapter 39 - First proper date
- Chapter 40 - Baby in burning building
- Chapter 41 - Lose the hair or lose your head
- Chapter 42 - The positives of obliteration
- Chapter 43 - Invincible opener
- Chapter 44 - Crackheads want to eat swan meat
- Chapter 45 - NASA’s lunar s.e.x mission
- Chapter 46 - Cultivation world of skanks
- Chapter 47 - Boner justice
- Chapter 48 - Crime of passion
- Chapter 49 - First proper proper date
- Chapter 50 - Neighborly love
- Chapter 51 - Universal kissing signal
- Chapter 52 - Smile like a doughnut
- Chapter 53 - Batman enters an S&M club
- Chapter 54 - Welcome to hell. We have such sights to show you!
- Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18)
- Chapter 56 - A reward for a good boy (R-18)
- Chapter 57 - Batman vs. Black Widow (R-18)
- Chapter 58 - Snake D*ckskin escapes from New York
- Chapter 59 - Achievement Hunter
- Chapter 60 - First skill book
- Chapter 61 - Heavenly treasures
- Chapter 62 - Bendingo on a date
- Chapter 63 - How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpiece
- Chapter 64 - Famous dating sim technique (R-18)
- Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)
- Chapter 66 - Growth skill
- Chapter 67 - Solo Leveling
- Chapter 68 - What girls need
- Chapter 69 - Finding the inner strength to get laid
- Chapter 70 - Succubi are real?
- Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger to give her your Big Finger
- Chapter 72 - Never give up your dream to deliver cream
- Chapter 73 - What it takes to be an MC (R-18)
- Chapter 74 - Karmic splooge
- Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery Box
- Chapter 76 - Living in a horror movie
- Chapter 77 - Epic skill - Divine Line Generator
- Chapter 78 - Textual intercourse
- Chapter 79 - Three Minute Rule
- Chapter 80 - Choosing the divine pick up line
- Chapter 81 - White knight in plot armor
- Chapter 82 - Chuuni showdown
- Chapter 83 - Katie’s story
- Chapter 84 - Pinkhead in bed
- Chapter 85 - Sherlock and his pipe(R-18)
- Chapter 86 - Testicular negotiations(R-18)
- Chapter 87 - The whole points of the nut
- Chapter 88 - Prizes, progress, and platinum hits
- Chapter 89 - Its raining frats and dogs
- Chapter 90 - Last day on Earth
- Chapter 91 - Ben’s eulogy
- Chapter 92 - Nymphomaniac
- Chapter 93 - Breaking last minute resistance
- Chapter 94 - Spanking the Miyuki (R-18)
- Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18)
- Chapter 96 - 68 and I owe you one (R-18)
- Chapter 97 - Novice challenge updated
- Chapter 98 - One last shot at destiny
- Chapter 99 - Salvation or Damnation
- Chapter 100 - Counting down to death
- Chapter 101 - Ben the photographer
- Chapter 102 - How to make her boyfriend jealous (R-18)
- Chapter 103 - Last seconds of jizzlife (R-18)
- Chapter 104 - Time’s up buttercup(R-18)
- Chapter 105 - Male walk of shame
- Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode has ended
- Chapter 107 - Alphas, betas, and the capitalists who betrayed us
- Chapter 108 - The deadly omega
- Chapter 109 - Become an Elite Alpha
- Chapter 110 - Booty Chest
- Chapter 111 - Flag System
- Chapter 112 - Willy the Wheel of Fortune
- Chapter 113 - Cornered and outnumbered
- Chapter 114 - The fire rises
- Chapter 115 - Isekai’d from embarrassment
- Chapter 116 - Women love drama
- Chapter 117 - First date in a girl’s apartment
- Chapter 118 - You’ve got a lot of spunk, kid (R-18)
- Chapter 119 - Just easin’ the tension, baby (R-18)
- Chapter 120 - What to do with a v.i.r.g.i.n(R-18)
- Chapter 121 - Won’t I get pregnant?
- Chapter 122 - Outgrowing the newbie equips
- Chapter 123 - Destiny or disaster
- Chapter 124 - Starting MMA for safer cuckolding
- Chapter 125 - S.e.x-men: First Class
- Chapter 126 - An eye for talent
- Chapter 127 - A showdown of the shvontz
- Chapter 128 - Bens gaming specialty
- Chapter 129 - Hollywood style
- Chapter 130 - Dating in the most unusual place
- Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands
- Chapter 132 - S.e.xual urban legends (R-18)
- Chapter 133 - The right answer to every woman’s true or false question (R-18)
- Chapter 134 - Making war, not love (R-18)
- Chapter 135 - Unlocking Love
- Chapter 136 - Dreams of wish fulfillment
- Chapter 137 - The dao of plow
- Chapter 138 - Ben the pyromancer
- Chapter 139 - Asses to ashes, cussed to dust
- Chapter 140 - Ben the poison-breathing dragon
- Chapter 141 - The crippling of Ben
- Chapter 142 - P.o.r.n with plot
- Chapter 143 - This is the end
- Chapter 144 - Ben the honor student
- Chapter 145 - Slapathon
- Chapter 146 - How Ben defeated all cu*mers
- Chapter 147 - Ben and Miyukis telepathic connection
- Chapter 148 - Empowerment through education (R-18)
- Chapter 149 - Flipping the world upside down (R-18)
- Chapter 150 - How to treat an M (R-18)
- Chapter 151 - The circle of wife
- Chapter 152 - Starting from the Willy
- Chapter 153 - Making the money shot
- Chapter 154 - C*ckupie Wall Street
- Chapter 155 - A professors work-load
- Chapter 156 - C*ck leaping over the dragons gate
- Chapter 157 - Bens resume
- Chapter 158 - The art of double-speak
- Chapter 159 - The role of media in the world
- Chapter 160 Tunneling through the Northern ice wall/Wildling ou
- Chapter 161 - Letting it all hang out
- Chapter 162 Never dawdle on a diddle
- Chapter 163 Corner condoms
- Chapter 164 - PUA party
- Chapter 165 - Fallout: New Pengas
- Chapter 166 Mystical cumbo jumbo
- Chapter 167 First day of wet work
- Chapter 168 First Tower Entry
- Chapter 169 Poison dragon vs mutated fire dragon
- Chapter 170 First corporate boss figh
- Chapter 171 Cant breathe, crushing weigh
- Chapter 172 Fool you once, game on you
- Chapter 173 A test that wasnt sh*
- Chapter 174 Olivias Plan B
- Chapter 175 D-fusing the d*cking time bomb R-18
- Chapter 176 An offer a man cant refuse
- Chapter 177 Spreading game addiction
- Chapter 178 Bens haunting pas
- Chapter 179 Asexual? Kay, lets do i
- Chapter 180 How to treat a princess/wh*re R-18
- Chapter 181 Mortals vs. cumtivators R-18
- Chapter 182 Holding the orgasm hostage R-18
- Chapter 183 They parted as fiends
- Chapter 184 The power of trus
- Chapter 185 Updates and upgrades
- Chapter 186 Fiction is truthier than strange
- Chapter 187 Writers block and dodging c*ck
- Chapter 188 Take the first step
- Chapter 189 The real king of shamelessness
- Chapter 190 A hero knows when to turn swords into plowshares
- Chapter 191 Ranked Tower Climber
- Chapter 192 Troll Army
- Chapter 193 Miyukis trouble
- Chapter 194 Dark desires
- Chapter 195 Camilas dirty secre
- Chapter 196 You cant spell evolution without love...and nu
- Chapter 197 Judge, jury, and sexecutioner R-18
- Chapter 198 Training done right R-18
- Chapter 199 How to make a bad girl behave R-18
- Chapter 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*mming R-18
- Chapter 201 Breaking her in R-18
- Chapter 202 It was a goop effort R-18
- Chapter 203 The existence of free willy
- Chapter 204 First epic achievemen
- Chapter 205 The magic of testosterone
- Chapter 206 MILF Hunter
- Chapter 207 Epic Booty Ches
- Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence
- Chapter 209 New ability
- Chapter 210 Weak Grass Manipulation
- Chapter 211 Hottest club in NYC -- Latrine
- Chapter 212 The power of confidence
- Chapter 213 Mind over splatter
- Chapter 214 What is value?
- Chapter 215 Raising your value
- Chapter 216 Negs vs. insults
- Chapter 217 MOBA, mo booty
- Chapter 218 The chaos of charisma
- Chapter 219 The perfect se
- Chapter 220 Never give up, never surrender to bating
- Chapter 221 Protagonist vs. nightclub bouncer - place your bets
- Chapter 222 Ticking fart bomb
- Chapter 223 Defeating your own weakness
- Chapter 224 A big tip for a waitress
- Chapter 225 Hillbilly endurance trial
- Chapter 226 The haves vs. the have nuts
- Chapter 227 Steal from the rich and give to the slore
- Chapter 228 Late and sloppy
- Chapter 229 Last chance for drunken romance
- Chapter 230 D*ck or die
- Chapter 231 Thighlander: there can be only one R-18
- Chapter 232 The tattoo of a memory
- Chapter 233 New beginnings, changing times, and culinary crimes
- Chapter 234 Use Somebody
- Chapter 235 The slut factor
- Chapter 236 Katie the delivery girl
- Chapter 237 Zero Two-hands
- Chapter 238 Wartortles perspective
- Chapter 239 Truth and lies. A beauty cries. No more pies? A dingus dies
- Chapter 240 Fruit fighter
- Chapter 241 The art of MMA
- Chapter 242 Dojo detected
- Chapter 243 Martial beauty
- Chapter 244 The melon magistrates dispense justice
- Chapter 245 Revenge is best served bowled
- Chapter 246 After school special R-18
- Chapter 247 Sextra Credi
- Chapter 248 The rookie fights back
- Chapter 249 The Soul Crank
- Chapter 250 The losers despicable counterattack
- Chapter 251 The meaning of manliness. The peening of personal talent.
- Chapter 252 Its shark week
- Chapter 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room
- Chapter 254 Reality warping slap R-18
- Chapter 255 A slice of wife story R-18
- Chapter 256 Tinas d-termination R-18
- Chapter 257 The bubble-butt burst R-18
- Chapter 258 Cleanup on aisle cuck
- Chapter 259 Family feud, happily spewed
- Chapter 260 The reality of this world
- Chapter 261 Strength approaching world class
- Chapter 262 The best personal talen
- Chapter 263 The magic of games
- Chapter 264 Catching the eye of the Brazilian beauty
- Chapter 265 One persons dream is anothers nightmare
- Chapter 266 Dew as the animals do R-18
- Chapter 267 I am Jacks raging erection R-18
- Chapter 268 Manifest destiny R-18
- Chapter 269 Fariqs sacrifice
- Chapter 270 Sex artis
- Chapter 271 White belt vs. blue bel
- Chapter 272 A despicable genius
- Chapter 273 Portrait photography--a staple of the adult film industry
- Chapter 274 Pouty photoshoo
- Chapter 275 So shy its cute
- Chapter 276 Seeking the professors assistance
- Chapter 277 See, there are still good peepholes in the world R-18
- Chapter 278 Well-rounded academics R-18
- Chapter 279 A bookish d*cksposition R-18
- Chapter 280 In-stitution of higher yearning R-18
- Chapter 281 Spewniversity professor R-18
- Chapter 282 The student syrup-asses the teacher R-18
- Chapter 283 Top student, bottom student, any position studen
- Chapter 284 Mythical tier
- Chapter 285 Mythical nu
- Chapter 286 Burrito investments
- Chapter 287 Fingered by fate
- Chapter 288 High quality model
- Chapter 289 Slap destiny
- Chapter 290 Time to get serious
- Chapter 291 Hidden magical wonders
- Chapter 292 Be yourself and roast the world
- Chapter 293 Friction
- Chapter 294 The Water Show R-18
- Chapter 295 Cumpeensation R-18
- Chapter 296 Burpin the baby
- Chapter 297 Say...d*ck cheeseee
- Chapter 298 OnlyFans Queen
- Chapter 299 What is art?
- Chapter 300 Flower power
- Chapter 301 A true worshipper
- Chapter 302 Simp slaughter
- Chapter 303 The broken and the damned
- Chapter 304 David and Goliath
- Chapter 305 A happy family
- Chapter 306 Climbing down the family tree
- Chapter 307 Messing with fate
- Chapter 308 Survival tactics
- Chapter 309 The key to quick hookups
- Chapter 310 Leaf it to me
- Chapter 311 Work hard, get hard R-18
- Chapter 312 Smellivator R-18
- Chapter 313 Ice ice baby
- Chapter 314 Oyakodon
- Chapter 315 D*ckplomatic relations
- Chapter 316 Spamming rewards
- Chapter 317 A true whoarder
- Chapter 318 Hope for humanity
- Chapter 319 The tournament begins
- Chapter 320 Divine mercy
- Chapter 321 Ben the gravedigger
- Chapter 322 Humans vs. Dragons
- Chapter 323 Doorway to the future
- Chapter 324 Man vs. Midge
- Chapter 325 Finals star
- Chapter 326 A champion emerges
- Chapter 327 Witness me
- Chapter 328 A cuckolds revenge
- Chapter 329 KOF champion
- Chapter 330 Goals and asspirations
- Chapter 331 Art, truth, wisdom
- Chapter 332 D-livery
- Chapter 333 How to be a badass
- Chapter 334 The champion mindse
- Chapter 335 3-Dimensional maneuvering
- Chapter 336 The art of striking
- Chapter 337 Danger and liability
- Chapter 338 A prodigys moves
- Chapter 339 Post-workout meal
- Chapter 340 Valentina’s sneak attack
- Chapter 341 Ben’s c*nterattack
- Chapter 342: Always have a backup
- Chapter 344: Fierce c*mpetitors (R-18)