BXBX NOVEL Chapter 595 - Go To School
Meanwhile, Meowmeow, Nya-Nya, and Dian Wei\'s stomachs were like bottomless black holes. They feasted on the evil spirits as if they had never eaten anything for centuries.
But after 10 days in the real world, the gluttonous gang was full. They retreated to digest the energy.
The task fell to Xu Chu once more. She had been taking it easy and digesting the curse spirits at her own pace, just like when she had dealt with this energy when Miaomiao and she had dual-cultivated in space.
Xu Chu came out to the real world and helped Miaomiao cleanse the evil spirits. Then, they did their things: mating to get stronger.
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Day 250
Rumble
In the dantian space, nine moons orbited around two sun-sized blue planets, which stood still in the middle of the void.
Miaomiao stood on the first planet while the countless horde of karma centipedes dominated the second planet. He gazed at his creation with a proud expression.
Ding
The karma tribulation gave Miaomiao soul essence. As Miaomiao got more soul essence, he could convert the heavenly merit faster.
In the end, Miaomiao completed the planet ahead of the schedule. However, he spent several months to transcend the tribulation.
As Miaomiao was still intoxicated from the intense marathon sex with the sexiest succubus ancestor of the universe, he accidently used his D as his brain.
"Sperm Planet!"
Ding
Miaomiao closed the system menu and continued gazing at the Sperm Planet.
After naming it, the blue planet\'s color suddenly changed to white. All clear seawater turned into sticky semen, and the smell of this planet was so thick that Miaomiao on the main planet had to squeeze his nose in disgust. Many centipedes fled from the sea shore as they couldn\'t stand the intense metal-scent.
Dian Wei\'s Elemental Moon, which contained the Holy Semen of Purgatory Qi, also resonated with this new planet. Instead of orbiting around the first planet, the orbital path shifted and moved toward the Sperm Planet.
As soon as Holy Semen Moon got close enough, the soul essence from the Sperm Planet and the Element Essence from the moon synergized. Then, the moon rapidly absorbed the soul essence from the planet to grow bigger.
It only took the moon an hour to transform. Now, the moon\'s size was as big as modern earth.
Ding
Again, Miaomiao closed the system menu as he already knew about the requirements.
In the past, he felt that his foundation was weak as he had no other planets other than the main one. But now, he had two stellar planets, one regular planet, eight moons, and three planes.
His universe was growing. Without realizing it, he was a god of his dantian star system!
Miaomiao could consider himself as a two-star stellar constellation immortal now, but he still felt that he lacked many things when he compared himself to real stellar constellation immortals.
His Soul Essence volume was still weaker than the real stellar immortals. He needed to strengthen his foundation some more. At the very least, he expected his two stellar planets to be 1,000 times larger than the modern sun!
…
The karma tribulation ended, and Xu Chu returned to the dantian world.
Miaomiao returned to the castle. As usual, he was in his birthday suit as he had been dual-cultivating with Xu Chu during the tribulation.
As soon as he entered the castle, Liu Guang stood there in her disguise form. She welcomed him.
"Good job."
"Good job to you, too. It must have been hard on you."
Miaomiao praised Liu Guang as she had been working at two places at once.
Her real soul was still inside Miaomiao\'s dantian world, and she also took part in the grand feast. At the same time, her soul fragment controlled her physical body in the real world to oversee the two employees and the centipedes.
Liu Guang had it rough, but she managed to evolve her plane into a moon.
"You haven\'t paid my wage for several months. I expect a lump sum."
"I\'ll give you huge payloads later. For now, how are the centipedes?"
Liu Guang brought out a hundred scrolls, "Nothing to worry about, but several immortal clans contacted us. They wanted us to sell our centipedes. But since you were going through tribulation, I postponed the decision."
"Good job. Bring the scrolls to my room."
Miaomiao winked at Liu Guang, telling her to use this pretext to stay in his room. Then, he tossed a few sags of soul stones to the two employees to pay for their past months\' wages.
Tugu and Ta Dun didn\'t mind the late payment. They took it and returned to their posts in glee.
But before Miaomiao and Liu Guang could reach their room, a group of immortals transmitted their voices to Miaomiao\'s mind.
\'Junior Mao Miaomiao. Grand Elder Xie Qingtian has summoned you to the lecture courtyard of the 12th Initiate Peak. Please come with us.\'
"…"
Miaomiao stopped his feet on his track. He furrowed his brows.
He had no time to rest at all! He had just transcended a rough tribulation, but these guys already knocked on his door to find trouble.
Still, the other party was Xie Qingtian, aka Xie Tian\'s father. Miaomiao couldn\'t decline this invitation.
Without a choice, Miaomiao opened a portal and let Liu Guang return to her moon.
Unfortunately, Miaomiao forgot a certain individual. As soon as he opened a portal to his dantian world, Xie Fan came to check on him.
Then, she found the butt-naked man, opening a portal and allowing a grotesque monster inside.
Although Xie Fan was embarrassed and excited to see Miaomiao\'s dangling penis, she mustered her courage and questioned him, "What\'s on the other side of that portal?"
Miaomiao\'s blood left his face. His heart sank to his knees.
"Err, crap."
Miaomiao closed the portal right away, not allowing Xie Fan to peek into the realm.
"Hohoh? What\'s your secret?"
Xie Fan\'s old behavior resurfaced. She tried to see through his secrets once again.
Miaomiao realized it as well. Since bluffing might worsen the situation, Miaomiao decided to jokingly tell her the truth.
"It\'s a portal to my dantian world."
"Pfft. As if a mortal can send a real person into their dantian. Pick a better lie."
"…"
Miaomiao\'s expression turned into a pokerface meme. Everything went better than he had expected.
"Okay. I\'ll confess. It linked to a distant constellation on a lower realm."
"A lower realm?"
"Well, you know, it\'s a lower dimension. The worlds there are small, and there are only a few deities in there. Also, the population doesn\'t even reach 10 billion."
"I see. That\'s quite a small dimension."
Xie Fan believed him. But then, her attention returned to his erected manhood.
She gulped, yet her throat was still dry.
Her hormone was stimulated, and her reproductive system took over her brain. Now, her vulva was in charge of her decision-making.
"Umm, Sir Mao."
"Yes?" Miaomiao was nervous. He thought that Xie Fan might want to enter the portal.
"C-Can we talk in a private? L-Let\'s resume what we left off the other day…"
Miaomiao\'s manhood reacted to Xie Fan\'s invitation. However, he remembered that Xie Qingtian was waiting for him.
"Sorry. I\'m busy. Maybe another time."
Miaomiao immediately put on his clothes and flew toward the immortals in the sky.
After Miaomiao had left, Xie Fan sat on her butt. She lifted her skirt and touched her panties.
They were wet and sticky.
Again, she missed her chance.
In frustration, Xie Fan bellowed.
"YOU DENSE MOTHER-CABBAGE-FUCKER!! HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THE HINT?!"
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Five elderly men, who appeared to be in their 80s, wore the Eden Garden Sect\'s outer elder uniforms. Everyone rode a giant leaf, which was their heaven-grade mount.
When Miaomiao appeared in front of them, everyone checked his cultivation base in curiosity. Then, they sensed the presence of two stellar planets from his dantian.
However, Miaomiao\'s aura was odd. He had the air of a mortal, but he had stellar planets like immortals. They were confused whether Miaomiao was a mortal or a stellar constellation immortal.
One of them directly asked him, "What is your cultivation base, junior?"
Miaomiao looked at the elderly men. He cupped his fist and told them the truth, "I\'m a 10th-stage mortal."
"What cultivation path are you using? Dao Sentinel Path?"
Miaomiao paused for a moment to think. He decided not to reveal everything, "I\'m using the Soul Sentinel Method. I\'m half a step away from reaching the immortal realm."
"Are you sure?" The elders weren\'t convinced.
"I\'ve just transcended a tribulation. My cultivation base is a bit shaky at the moment. To be honest, I had planned to enter a closed-door and cultivate to stabilize my foundation, but you showed up first."
"I see. We\'re very sorry for interrupting your schedule," The elders were satisfied. The reason was convincing.
"Don\'t be. Since the grand elder has invited me, it\'s my job to go see him."
The five elders nodded in admiration. One of them opened a room on their leaf and let Miaomiao stand on it, "Come. Stand on my flying treasure, and we shall proceed to the 12th peak immediately!"
Miaomiao leaped on the leaf, and they departed.
…
With the protection of the elders, the gravity forces of this planet didn\'t harm Miaomiao. All of them reached the 12th Initiate Peak within an hour.
When they arrived, they found 98 initiates. Everyone sat on red cushions in the courtyard, but two of the cushions at the back were left alone.
Sun Bin had been giving a lecture to the initiates. He glanced at the newcomers, and he stopped talking.
The middle-aged man next to Sun Bin also turned to look over. His providence aura exuded the might of a deity.
As both elders gazed at Miaomiao, the other initiates also looked at the visitors.
Sun Bin snickered and called out to Miaomiao, "You\'re here at last. I thought that you would never attend class until the annual exam."
Miaomiao landed on the courtyard and bowed to Sun Bin and the other elder, whom Miaomiao had already guessed his identity.
"I have some businesses with an esteemed elder. I can\'t stay home, or I\'ll be beaten to death," Miaomiao glanced at the middle-aged elder.
"Ha! Well, some of the mongrels from the other peaks have been eyeing you. They are waiting for me to demote you so that they can snatch you to their peak! Now, I have an excuse to extend your status. Well, have a seat. I\'m in the middle of giving a lecture, so you might as well listen to me for once."
Miaomiao complied and turned around, looking for an available seat.
However, most cushions were occupied. These 98 initiates never missed a class, and they had been protecting their seats since they had been promoted.
In this class, the position of their seats was their ranks. The closer to the front class, the higher the social standings.
The 10 front row seats were occupied by 5-Star Stellar Constellation Immortals. The 4-Star and weaker protected the second-row seats and onward.
However, from the 9th row onward, 1-Star regular constellations sat on them. No mortal was in this class.
When the top students noticed that Miaomiao had a scent of a mortal, they scoffed in disgust.
However, the majority of the people recognized Miaomiao as he was a celebrity of the Cherry Boy City. Some of them even purchased Miaomiao\'s centipedes. A dozen of them were once his DaoPorn channel\'s subscribers!
Before anyone could chat with Miaomiao, the class leader loudly reprimanded him, "Get to your seat, trash! Don\'t waste this father\'s time!"
Miaomiao glanced at the class representative, who had been sitting at the center of the front row.
"Oh boy."
Miaomiao had chatted with Tugu several times. He told Miaomiao that he was once a leading figure of this class as he completed the most missions. But now, he rarely attended classes.
Miaomiao grinned. He took a deep breath, savoring the air of a bully.
He wondered what he should do to the friends of Tugu, especially the class leader.
Face-slap him?
Torture him?
Cripple his dantian?
Ignore him?
Castrate him?
Or, switch his gender and let his classmates ravish him?
Decision, decision…