Chapter 95
Chapter 95: The hitman’s little koi 9 (part 1/2)
*to do sth routinely and with ease
Despite this, the little koi was actually unable to find a little bit of food this moment.
Rummaging through the cupboards and refrigerator, only bottles of spring mineral water, milk, juice and other beverages could be found. But the unfinished food before was nowhere to be found at all.
Because Pei Lie had completely thrown it all away.
Even if the steak had been left untouched, leaving it for the next day will still make it an overnight dish. However, Pei Lie loves the little koi so much that he even wanted to pick the stars for him, and would naturally ensure that the meal’s eaten were both fresh and sumptuous. The little koi eventually found a part of the pie’s ‘residual body’ in the trash bin. His eyes immediately widened upon the realization that Pei Lie had tossed all the food away
Ah ah ah, wasting food is the most atrocious matter, especially the delectable food!!
From the perspective of a foodie, the first most depressing thing is to see but not able to eat, the second is to see other people waste food. But the little koi had completely experienced these two things today. If he had been in his fish form, it is estimated that the little pectoral fins and the large tail would have already been drooping despondently. Feeling sad, depressed and a little cold, on top of being thirsty, made him take a swig out of the fruit juice he took out from the cupboard.
However, what the little koi thought to be fruit juices were actually the highest quality of whiskys and wines.
This bottle of wine he drank from happened to be the very sweet sort, without the astringent feeling in the mouth, but was rather full of fruity fragrance. The mood of the little koi finally got a bit better. After unwittingly drinking the entire bottle clean, he then set his eyes on the whisky with a beautiful color and luster.
Pei Lie who was inside the bedroom had also woken up at this time.
As a hitman, he can quickly let himself fall into a deep sleep in order to save time, and can also keep his keen senses in top condition, the moment he wakes up. Thus, the moment Pei Lie discovered that there was no fish inside the crystal tank, he swiftly got out of bed, as his heart instantly sank to the bottom, he then turned on the light and went outside.
Then successfully stumbled upon a wild drunken little koi soon after.
Even if the scene of forcibly trying to open the door to escape that the great hitman originally thought of did not appear, but facing a drunk youth, still gave the same uncomfortable feeling. So much so that a kind of inexpressible anger unavoidably rushed forth, as he asked with a calm and collected look: “Why are you drinking in the middle of the night?!”
—— Did he simply not want to be together with him that much, up to the extent that he got up in the middle of the night and ran out to drink alcohol to wash away all his problems?
The youth sat on the kitchen’s countertop while clinging to a half empty bottle of wine, there was still another empty bottle of wine beside him. The small huddled into a ball-like appearance was truly like using alcohol to wash away the worries. The soundproof enchantment before had also been dispelled due to drunkenness.
The great hitman didn’t conceal his momentum. When walking down the road in any normal day, not a single creature would dare to approach within a 10 meters distance around him. A school of fish could be disperse while diving, the intimidation factor was comparable to a great white shark. The little koi did not fear Pei Lie when sober, but would conversely feel terrified when drunk. The inebriated brain did not understand what Pei Lie had asked, but was intimidated by his ruthlessly cold tone. The wide pair of eyes clearly revealed his panic.
Pei Lie’s chest felt stifled and couldn’t bear to harm the little koi, so he could only pour his anger on the wine. Raising his hand, the two remaining bottles of whisky in the cupboard went hua la la* as it was poured into the sink.
*I gave up looking for a suitable onomatopoeia
The little koi who saw this immediately became anxious.
To actually waste food right in front of him was simply too wretched!! That he couldn’t help but instantly feel distressed, “Not allowed to throw!”
Even so, a glint passed through Pei Lie’s ruthlessly cold face, throwing the empty bottle away, he seized the youth’s hand that tried to stop his action, “Do you not like me so much, that you’d rather do this to hurt yourself?! Don’t you know how uncomfortable it is for me to see?!”
However, the little koi thought that the other person wanted to grab the only remaining bottle of wine in his hand, so he subconsciously mobilized the spiritual energy and broke free from the other, then, broke into a run and scurried into the study room next door with unprecedented speed while clinging onto the bottle of wine, just like a tiny hamster clinging onto a raw peanut.
Pei Lie who had been struck with spiritual energy, was almost unable to stand still, the brief interval actually caused him to lose the chance to catch up. Only the click sound could be heard, the little koi actually went so far as to fasten the ant-theft bolt from inside, making Pei Lie unable to open the door even with a key.
The great hitman knocked on the door for quite a long time without obtaining any response, that he inevitably became anxious, so he hurriedly turned to the audio-visual room. The balcony of the audio-visual room just happens to be facing the study room’s window. As soon as he stepped into the balcony, he, from a distance noticed that the little koi had already opened the window, with half of his body leaning out the window.
His heart almost jumped out of his throat, as he hurriedly exclaimed: “Tong Tong, don’t lean over there! Get back in!!”
The head of the drunk little koi was filled with sweat, that made the blowing breeze comfortable. He somewhat sluggishly turned his head to the direction of Pei Lie’s voice, then vigilantly clung onto the bottle of wine, “No, you’re not allowed to come over to grab my fruit juice!”
Pei Lie furrowed his brows. —— Did the other party think of the wine as a fruit juice?
But he didn’t have the time to ponder too much about this issue at this moment, as his mind was overflowing with dread that the little koi might accidentally fall off the building, that his face turned a bit pale. The balcony he was standing on was just 6 to 7 meters away from the window of the study, he originally thought of climbing over with the help of tools. But for fear that the youth might lose his balance and directly fall over in panic, he could only lower his voice as best as he could while coaxing him: “Be good, I won’t take it. I still have a new bottle to give you over here, so can you help me open the door?”
The little koi on the contrary pursed his lip and cried out, “You don’t have any new ones, you poured it all away, wu wu wu*!”
*sfx: cry
Chapter 95: The hitman’s little koi 9 (part 2/2)
“Not all, there is really a bottle. Tong Tong, listen to me, go and open the door-……”
“Not opening, not opening,” The IQ of the little koi had already fallen to zero due to drunkenness. Feeling so overwrought that he even shook his head and said: “You must be a big bad wolf! Only a big bad wolf would deceive people to open the door. I’m too smart, so I’ll never be deceived! I’ll wait for my mother to get home before I’ll open the door”
Pei Lie simply didn’t know whether he should be anxious, or whether to laugh or cry. Rubbing his forehead for a moment, he then said: “I’m a good friend of your mother. She’s very busy, so she made me come over to accompany you, I even brought you delicious food……”
Hearing the word food, the eyes of the little koi couldn’t help but brighten, as he titled his head and asked: “What delicious food? Is it shrimp ball noodle soup and mixed fruit porridge?”
When this words were spoken, Pei Lie couldn’t help but be slightly shaken, because these two things were what the little koi had eaten before he lost his memories. However, the little koi himself didn’t know how he came up with this sentence, as he blinked with bit of confusion.
“En, that’s right,” At this moment, Pei Lie would naturally agree to whatever words the little koi would say, “there are also desserts after the meal, you can eat it as long as you open the door.”
The little koi hesitated for a moment. But the brain had been dominated by the foodie self, so he warily and cautiously said: “……then I’ll open the door. You mustn’t lie to me, you also aren’t allowed to eat me.”
Pei Lie made a very serious vow, that the little koi finally left the window, and got ready to open the door. Pei Lie rushed out the audio-visual room as well, waiting at the door of the study room, then finally heard the sound of the anti-theft bolt click open.
The little koi like a hamster, initially planned to cautiously open just a small slit. But the great hitman instantly forced his way in, the moment the anti-theft bolt lock of the door was taken off, the quick speed made him unable to react, as he foolishly stood there for several second before reacting.
He the started to ask for the food soon after: “Where’s the food? Where’s the food? Where’s the food?”
He queried while taking Pei Lie’s hand to scrutinize, groping from the palm to the back of his hand, even the seams of the fingers were not passed by, “Where’s my shrimp ball noodle soup, mixed fruit porridge and mini pastries?”
Pei Lie only focused in going over to close the window first, and did not have the time to answer the question, causing the little koi to anxiously hop around as he closely followed his back and repeated: “Where’s the food? Where’s my delicious food?”
Pei Lie was only able to release a sigh of relief after the window had been locked firmly. His mental state had been tightly strained in fear of any accident happening to the little koi, and only loosened now, making the head unexpectedly feel a slight tingling sensation, with buzzing noises. He turned his hand over and firmly grasped the little koi’s hand, pulling the person over to him, then pressed him into his chest as he hit his buttocks a few times without restraint.
“Drinking so much alcohol in the middle of the night, in addition to placing more than half of your body out the window, what if you fell down?!! Do you still dare to do this next time?!”
Pei Lie had really been too frightened, and wanted to make the youth bear in mind to never do such a dangerous thing again. But even in this state, he still remembered to control his strength properly, so his hand was neither too light nor heavy.
However, the squeamish little koi who was afraid of pain cried out when Pei Lie hit him one more time, so he struggled and cried out: “Wu wu wu, you really are a big bad wolf!”
At this moment, his drunken IQ may not even be zero, but may have fallen all the way down to the negative digits. Pei Lie stopped his hand the moment he heard his cry, and subconsciously asked: “Did it hurt?”
The little koi took this chance to forcefully push Pei Lie away. He then drew back while covering his buttocks and said: “You mustn’t eat me, my meat doesn’t taste good……”
Pei Lie also knew that there was no use in reasoning out with a drunk person, so he could only coax in accordance with the other party’s words: “Alright, I won’t eat, I won’t eat. Tong Tong come here……”
The little koi vigilantly shook his head with teary eyes and denounced: “I won’t believe, you can’t deceive me anymore!”
“I’m really not lying to you this time,” All of Pei Lie’s patience in his entire life were probably given to the little koi, and could no longer manage to give extra to other people. He earnestly persuaded: “What’s more, a big bad wolf will only eat rabbits and not eat a little koi. So there’s no need to worry, ah……”
This, on the contrary made the little koi even more depressed: “But I am a rabbit, ah……” He even pulled up the white cotton shirt he wore to let Pei Lie see, “Look, it’s all white……”
As a result of this, the pair of slender white legs were completely exposed, Pei Lie’s throat tightened upon seeing this, the lower part of his body even gave a response. After taking a deep breath, he had a much easier time in placing the youth whose brain had gone mushy due to drunkenness in his arms again.
Fishes were cold-blooded creatures. The body of the youth who had just been blown by the cold wind on the opened window for quite some time was ice-cold, in addition to the heavy smell of liquor. Under those circumstances, Pei Lie brought him to the bathroom with the intention of giving him a warm bath. To one’s surprise, the drowsy little koi started struggling once more the moment he came in contact with the water. Pei Lie who thought that this was caused by an undetected injury somewhere on his body, hurriedly picked him up.
“The water will mess up my beautiful fur!” The youth struggled while glaring the big eyes with a displeased look on his face, then surprisingly let out a ‘Meow~’ sound soon after.
Hearing this made Pei Lie’s ears turn completely numb.
The numbing sensation was like an electric current, spreading all the way to his heart, making all the limbs and bones on his body soften. —— But didn’t this little guy say he was a rabbit just a moment ago, how did it suddenly changed to a cat?
Somehow, the fragmented scenes of the previous world vaguely flashed by the little koi’s mind and he really was a cat on that world before. Pei Lie already felt somewhat speechless, and felt like laughing inside once more, then said: “Good kitty, the fur will be more beautiful after a wash.”
“Humph,” The little koi haughtily raised his head up high: “You will address me as Your Majesty cat!”
“Yes, Your Majesty,” Pei Lie restrained his smile and conscientiously remedied his words, “Is it alright for me to serve you in bath?”
The little koi subconsciously took on a kitty’s posture, slightly lowering his waist and raising his buttocks up high, then also licked his hand just like a kitty licking it’s paw. He went to bed in his half demon form with the fish tail before, so only a single piece of cotton shirt without any underwear was worn. The cotton shirt drenched by the water stuck to his body and appeared translucent, giving a clear view of the entire waistline and the thigh’s contour. Pei Lie who could even see his adorably latent pillar and beautiful de|vice*, had the blood of his entire body heat up.
*I tried to syllabicate it.