BXBX NOVEL Volume 3 99 - Porn Magazine
Volume 3 Chapter 99 - Porn Magazine
"Hmm? What are you talking about?" Kisuke immediately feigned ignorance.
"You know what I\'m talking about! We\'re friends, aren\'t we? You can trust me you know." Issei raised his voice but it still trying to whisper.
Kisuke stared at him and made a serious expression, "Your right, we\'re friends. I should have told you long ago." He then patted Issei\'s right shoulder. Issei stayed quiet and waited for his confession.
"That day, It was me who put in those super-fine super chili powder on you three\'s porn magazines." Kisuke made a pained expression as he confesses.
"That\'s not what I was talking about!… Wait… It was you!? YOU BASTARD!!! WE THREE ALMOST BECAME EUNUCH THAT DAY!!!" Issei didn\'t care anymore about the clamor he is making and threw a punch towards the already grinning Kisuke. Kisuke easily dodges it by shifting his body to the side a little bit.
"Then don\'t just leave those things lying around for everyone to see." Kisuke kept dodging Issei\'s attack.
From the side, Asia suddenly raised her voice, "Uhmm, what are you two talking about?"
Both of them stopped moving at Asia question and Kisuke suddenly started explaining, "You see Asia-chan when a boy reached a certain age, he would always want to comfort himself if he got hold of a porn magazine. And coincidentally, it\'s also Issei\'s second favorite thing after boobs."
"Damn you! Stop talking!" Issei resumed attacking him with greater vigor and Kisuke also resumed dodging, now making annoying laughs.
"What\'s a porn magazine," Asia asks as she tilted her head to the side.
Both of them, once again, stopped what they are doing and they gave Asia an incredulous look. After being stunned for a moment, Kisuke\'s grin grew wider.
Before Issei could react, Kisuke suddenly took out a porn magazine out of nowhere and threw it away, "Quick, Asia-chan! That\'s a porn magazine! Get it before Issei does! He won\'t let you see his second most favorite thing in the world if he gets it first."
Issei finally reacted to his words, "Like hell, I would let you!!!" And dashed towards the flying porn magazine. Since Kisuke threw it some force, it flew across the hallway and only landing 70 meters away from their original position.
But after he turned around, expecting Asia to follow him to take a peek on this porn magazine, despair overtook him.
Kisuke is nowhere to be found and Asia didn\'t actually move from her position and is now holding the same copy of porn magazine in Issei\'s hand while reading it with flushed face, "Awawawa… H-how could that fit? That\'s impossible!"
Kisuke threw the first magazine to distract Issei and handed the second copy to Asia after he took the bait. After doing all of that, he ran away to escape.
"KISUKE YOU BASTARD!!!" Issei\'s howl was heard throughout the building and they started to gather attention and most of them are curious at what Asia is reading as she has a very flushed face.
Realizing the situation, Issei hurriedly snatched the porn magazine from Asia\'s hands which already stopped moving because of too much information that she didn\'t know possible and tucked it under his clothes, "Asia-chan! Forget what\'s inside this book. It isn\'t for you. Let go back to the room, the class is about to start. We can\'t be late." Issei decided to become a good student to dodge the issue and dragged Asia back to the classroom. They returned to the room while avoiding the gaze of onlookers. When they entered they both saw Kisuke grinning at them from his seat.
"Damn you, Kisuke." Issei clenched his fist and glared at him.
"Classmate Issei, the class is about to start. How about you sit down and review some notes to prepare for the class?" Kisuke replied as such and ignore them altogether.
Issei sighed and returned to his own seat. He knew that Kisuke won\'t be talking about the things he wants to know. But he knows for sure that he\'s a friend… a good friend. That\'s enough for him.
Issei looked around and saw that there are three downed students, namely Matsuda, Motohama and Aika. He understood the reason for Matsuda and Motohama\'s deflated mood but he\'s confused at what can make this rowdy perverted glasses quiet.
Both of them slowly turned their heads towards Kisuke and cried out loud, " "Kisuke! Why didn\'t you go with us!?" "
"Huh? Go where?" Kisuke tilted his head in wonderment.
" "To the mixer, Issei has prepared!" " Both of them continue to cry as they shake and grab Kisuke\'s uniform.
"Mixer?… Ah… that one with Mil-tan? As I said, I\'m busy yesterday. What happened?" Kisuke asks while inwardly, \'I just had a very bad feeling seeing Issei\'s smile so I didn\'t risk it.\'
" "That bastard Issei set us up to a body builder! And even worse, the big guy likes cosplaying as Magical Girl!!!" " The perverts let out all their grievance to Kisuke.
Kisuke sighed in relief, \'Good thing I missed it. I can\'t imagine that nightmare.\' "Then you just have to escape right?"
" "That\'s what we planned. But it was all thwarted when a wave of them suddenly appeared behind us! It was our worst nightmare!" "
"A wave of them!? Lucky me!" Kisuke wiped his cold sweat forming on his forehead. No matter how strong Kisuke is, he can\'t handle that kind of pyschological attacks.
" "Lucky you!? Comfort us you bastard!" "
" "Hmm?" " The perverts followed the direction Kisuke is pointing and saw the primary criminal for their suffering, " "Issei! So you\'re here! Die for our sake! Bastard!" " Motohama and Matsuda then chased him out of the classroom after Issei started running away.
"What a rowdy bunch~." Kisuke commented as he chuckles.
"You don\'t have the right to say that… Ugh…" Aika, while diving on her desk, quietly retorted. Her whole body is sore from yesterday\'s events and the demonic cat didn\'t allow her to skip classes.