BXBX NOVEL Chapter 952: Unable To Remain Calm
Chapter 952: Unable To Remain Calm
Luo Tian didn’t really care about what the system’s store had for sale when he was penniless.
Now, he still didn’t have that much money.
But compared to when the system first upgraded, Luo Tian was now considered a sugar daddy or a mini tycoon.
Seventy thousand plus xuan coins was enough to cover the expenses of a small clan for a year.
Luo Tian then opened up the system’s store.
“Divine Artifact: Sky Splitting Axe, 88 million xuan coins.”
“Screw your grandpa!”
“Divine Artifact: Heaven Overturning Seal, 100 million xuan coins.”
“Brother, can you lower the price a bit?”
“Divine Artifact: Eight-winged Angel Outfit, 230 million xuan coins.”
“Your sister!”
They were all good stuff, but were so expensive that even your own mother wouldn’t recognize you!
Luo Tian’s face turned uglier the more he looked. “This daddy thought that seventy thousand xuan coins made me a mini tycoon. Motherf*cker, the more I look at the system’s store list, the more I want to go kill myself.”
“Big sister system, how about you make it even more unreasonable while you’re at it?”
Inside the system store, the cheapest divine artifact was the Sky Splitting Axe. It wasn’t that expensive; you can get one for the low price of 88 million xuan coins!
Luo Tian felt like his head was about to explode.
Seventy thousand xuan coins. Eighty-eight million xuan coins. The difference is a bit too f*cking wide, right?
“Next page!”
Luo Tian was no longer in the mood to look at the divine artifact section. Even though his drool had emptied out from staring at the divine artifacts, most likely, he wouldn’t be able to have that much money even if he worked for ten lifetimes.
He could only give up for now.
But Luo Tian was telling himself, “Your granny! Once this daddy has money, I will buy up all those divine artifacts! Even if I have no use for them, I will just leave them at home or something! ”
“Let’s look at the sky artifacts.”
The grade of treasures was the same in the Ancient World as it was for the Tianxuan Continent.
They went from grade one to grade nine. Then, above grade nine was the spirit, then earth, then sky, then divine.
The difference was that a supreme divine artifact from a lower realm was still not as strong as a grade one artifact from the Ancient World. Even if a grade one piece of trash artifact from the Ancient World was brought to a lower realm, it could still suppress the lower realm’s super divine artifact!
This was the impact due to the gap in a realm’s difference.
“Sky Artifact: Unfettered Fan, 18 million xuan coins.”
“What a devastating blow!”
“Next page, earth artifacts!”
“Earth Artifact: Netherworld Cloak, 9.8 million xuan coins.”
Luo Tian’s eyes rolled back into his head as he almost fainted.
The stuff inside the system’s store was so good that it could take one’s life away. Luo Tian’s heart was all itchy from looking at them, but he couldn’t even afford to buy one thing. He even had the impulse to rob the store right now. “I don’t know if I can rob the store or not, but motherf*cker, I would loot and burn it to the ground afterward!”
What a hateful place!
Luo Tian clenched his teeth and skipped the spirit artifacts. He most likely wouldn’t be able to afford them either, so he might as well jump to the grade one items. Maybe his confidence will come back a bit.
“Grade One: Long Sword, 3000 xuan coins.”
“Scammer!”
“Grade One: Doran’s Sword, 4400 xuan coins.”
“Motherf*cker, there’s an item from League of Legends? Are you trying to scam me? The game charges 440 coins, and you are f*cking charging 4400? Are there any assholes worse than you?!”
“This is too screwed up!”
Luo Tian almost blew up in anger. If he could, he would drag out the designer of the store and then give them a vicious beating. Even though he can afford to buy these grade one treasures, would they be of any use here?
He might as well unseal his Forging skill and then make them himself.
“Removing my seal?”
“Shit!”
“I almost forgot about it!” Luo Tian quickly looked for spiritual medicine.
The system’s store had a lot of items.
It had everything, including items you have never thought of.
Luo Tian took a brief glance at the other artifacts and wasn’t in the mood to even look at their prices. He immediately opened up the area for spiritual medicine, and a large cauldron image appeared in his mind. Then, shelves of spiritual pills appeared.
It started from tier one to tier nine.
It then went to spirit pills, earth pills, sky pills, and then divine pills.
“Divine Pill: Resurrection Pill. The user can be resurrected if they have died within three days, and their cultivation will not regress, 1 billion…”
“I…”
Luo Tian was speechless upon seeing the long line of zeros. But upon thinking deeper, anything was possible as long as you kept your life. One billion xuan coins to buy a life… Luo Tian could only say, “Bro, can you make it cheaper?”
Suppose he had a Resurrection Pill, which meant having two lives. Wasn’t this a bit too awesome?
Luo Tian kept looking and was suddenly dumbstruck. “Experience Pill?!”
“Wow!”
“I can even buy Experience Pills?” Luo Tian’s eyes glazed over from the unexpected discovery. He needed experience points to level up… If he kept eating Experience Pills, he wouldn’t need to go to that treacherous mountain to hunt demonic beasts anymore. He could directly eat Experience Pills to level up in the comfort of home!
“Ten million Experience Pill… 10 million xuan coins!”
“Thirty Million Experience Pill… 30 million xuan coins.”
“One Hundred Million Experience Pill… 100 million xuan coins.”
“F*ck you, asshole!”
“What a scam!”
Luo Tian wanted to cry because this was too discouraging.
Not only were there Experience Pills but there was also a Double Experience Pill, a Double Attack Pill, a Double Gale Pill… The most breathtaking thing for Luo Tian was that there was even a Double Endurance Pill. “Your sister! You’re even selling medicine for guys to last longer in bed?!”
Upon looking at all the spiritual medicine, he couldn’t find a pill that could unseal his skills.
Luo Tian didn’t give up and kept scrolling.
Page after page, he still couldn’t find it.
On the last page…
“Special Items?”
“This is the last page. If I still can’t find it, then there’s nothing I can do.” Luo Tian was already feeling powerless. He realized that if he had a few tens of billions of xuan coins on him, then he didn’t need to do anything and just directly level up to become an Honorable Emperor. This will make him the strongest monarch of the Ancient World!
As Luo Tian kept looking, he realized the special item page really had some special items for sale.
Moreover, blood was rushing into Luo Tian’s brain as he kept looking. “A nurse outfit costs 1000 xuan coins. If Qin Yue’er wore this uniform…”
“Gulp~!”
Luo Tian almost couldn’t endure the moment he thought of those scenes.
“Policewoman uniform… cold beauty Officer Leng Hanshuang… would be awesome! This daddy can’t hold it in much longer!” Luo Tian exclaimed internally. These attires were unique to planet Earth, and they were considered very special items!
There were maid uniforms, professional female office worker uniforms, and uniforms for whatever fetishes people had.
There’s even an inflatable doll of Teacher Sola Aoi!
Motherf*cker!
If these items were brought to this world, the music before people go crazy would definitely be played!
Leng Hanshuang and Black Widow will each get a set of those enticing attires. Then, at night, he might really exhaust himself to death. Luo Tian’s evil flames rose up just from thinking about it.
Most importantly, all those attires were very cheap!
“Calm… you need to calm down…”
“Calm down, dammit!”
Luo Tian then shouted, “I’m going to work hard to level up! I’m going to work hard to make money! I want to have all these enticing clothes! I’m going to bring all my wives to the Ancient World and give them each one a set!”