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If anyone else dared to spam him with messages, they would have long since been pinched to death. That was, of course, unless they could become like Song Shuhang, a little bug that was hard to pinch and could handle repeated rounds of powerful pinching.

From this interaction, it could be observed how patient Striped Dragon Two was. No matter how many times Fairy Cheng Lin redirected the message, it continued to refuse it without hesitation.

And so, Fairy Cheng Lin and Striped Dragon Two started using Song Shuhang’s mind as a battlefield to carry out their war of endurance. They wanted to see who would last longer.

Whether it was Fairy Cheng Lin or Striped Dragon Two, their patience could probably be calculated in units of 10,000 years. If no compromise was reached between the two, then this battle would probably last at least 10,000 years!

Yet, after just twelve breaths of time, somebody had already fallen.

The War of Ten Thousand Years had just started, but there was already a casualty, resulting in the war getting postponed.

Of course, the one who had fallen was none other than Song Shuhang.

In a mere twelve breaths of time, Fairy Cheng Lin initiated nearly 10,000 transfers to Striped Dragon Two, and Striped Dragon Two rejected each and every single one of them.

At this moment, Song Shuhang’s mind was filled with beeping sounds.

The sound was so loud that he could not stop it even if he were to cover his ears.

After listening to the beeping sound so many times, Song Shuhang felt like throwing up every time he heard it. He was not even pregnant, but the symptoms were awfully similar.

Song Shuhang said weakly, “Bleurgh~ Fairy Cheng Lin, please have mercy.”

Unfortunately, his cries could not reach Fairy Cheng Lin as she could not hear messages that were not sent through the QR code Golden Core Composition.

After all, they were separated by countless mountains and rivers, perhaps even worlds.

Fairy Cheng Lin stepped up her efforts and increased by several times the speed at which she was redirecting the message to Striped Dragon Two.

Song Shuhang felt like he was losing his mind; his brain could no longer do anything. He could only try his best to hold on as the battle between Fairy Cheng Lin and Striped Dragon Two raged in his head.

His brain was overloaded with messages.

Finally, Striped Dragon Two reacted out of annoyance.

[Beep~ Striped Dragon Two changed its account name to Little Stripey. Beep~ Little Stripey blacklisted you by blacklisting itself.]

Song Shuhang was baffled.

Did Striped Dragon Two just change its nickname to something as cute as Little Stripey?

Also, why the hell was I blacklisted?

What in the world is going on?!

It was Fairy Cheng Lin who was relentlessly sending messages to Senior Striped Dragon Two, so why was I the one who got blacklisted?

It was as if there was Papa Bear, Daughter Bear, and a passerby all sitting on a bench.

Then, Daughter Bear starts annoying Papa Bear, who in return gives the nearby passerby a punch filled with fatherly love.

What did the passerby do wrong?

Even if you love your daughter, you can’t treat me like this!

But soon, Song Shuhang understood why Striped Dragon Two did what it did.

??????

After Striped Dragon Two changed its name and entered the blacklist, Fairy Cheng Lin failed to reach him.

And this time, the reason for the failure was different from before.

[Beep~ Fairy Cheng Lin has transferred your request to Striped Dragon Two, but the transfer failed... No such username found.]

At this point, Fairy Cheng Lin stopped trying to transfer the request to Striped Dragon Two.

No such username found?

There were only two possible scenarios.

One was that Striped Dragon Two had left the group, but the chances of this happening were very low, and it did not really match Striped Dragon’s personality.

The second possible scenario was that Striped Dragon Two had changed its name.

So, Fairy Cheng Lin tried doing something else.

[Beep~ Fairy Cheng Lin used the “remote access” function.]

What’s this?

Song Shuhang did not even know that his QR code Golden Core Composition had all these wondrous functions.

His realm was not high enough, and despite having the highest authority, he could not access some of the functions of the QR code Golden Core Composition. It was as if his version of the QR code Golden Core Composition was outdated.

[Beep~ Fairy Cheng Lin has requested authorization to temporarily use the search function. Do you give her permission to do so? Y/N.]

Song Shuhang could sense that Fairy Cheng Lin was making this request through his ghost spirit.

This ghost spirit...

Song Shuhang frowned.

He recalled that he obtained his first ghost spirit when he was with Soft Feather, and that ghost spirit was forcibly borrowed by the lustrous scholar some time later. The contract between the first spirit ghost and Shuhang still existed, but it was in a strange, damaged state.

As for his second ghost spirit, he only recalled that it was a very special existence. Given the haze surrounding this ghost spirit, he suspected that his second ghost spirit might have entered a place similar to the Wielder’s small black room.

Then, there was his third ghost spirit.

He did not have many memories of this ghost spirit. One day, he woke up and discovered that his second ghost spirit had been replaced by his third ghost spirit.

From the looks of it, there was a deep connection between this third ghost spirit and Fairy Cheng Lin.

[Yes!] Song Shuhang granted Fairy Cheng Lin temporary access to the search function.

Stirring up trouble was one of his favorite hobbies.

When he gave his consent just now, he had already forgotten that he was throwing up until a moment ago.

It was a symptom of the late stage Thrice Reckless Disease, one’s short-time memory did not exceed five seconds while seeking death.

[Beep~ Fairy Cheng Lin has remotely transferred you 1 point of energy. PS: “Little Shuhang, well done! Just wait and see how I get you some dragon pearls! Hmph! Does it think that it can avoid me just by changing its name? Too naive!”]

Then, Song Shuhang sensed through the ghost spirit that Fairy Cheng Lin had started to use her newly-acquired authority to search through his friend list.

She searched everything from top to bottom.

[Beep~ Fairy Cheng Lin has remotely transferred you 1 point of energy. PS: “What happened to Striped Dragon Two?”]

Song Shuhang said to the ghost spirit, “It’s in the blacklist. It changed its name to Little Stripey.”

Shuhang betrayed Striped Dragon Two without hesitation.

In the next moment, Fairy Cheng Lin tried to search through the blacklist, but she failed to do so.

[Beep~ Fairy Cheng Lin has forwarded a request to remove “Little Stripey” from the blacklist and move it into the “Ally” list. Do you agree? Y/N.]

Song Shuhang chose [Yes] without hesitation.

??????

Inside Striped Dragon Two’s hideout.

[Beep~ Profound Sage Tyrannical Song wants to remove you from the “Blacklist” and move you to the “Ally” list. Do you agree? Y/N.]

“No.” Striped Dragon Two yawned.

Returning to the ally list was a no-no. Instead, being on the blacklist felt like returning home. The other two guys on the blacklist were also well-respected existences in the universe, so staying here would not make it lose face. It liked this place very much.

??????

[Beep~ Little Stripey has refused to be removed from the blacklist.]

“Just as I expected.” Song Shuhang sighed.

He was beginning to suspect that this blacklist was not a blacklist at all, but rather a VIP Group.