绿巨人浩克修改器

  "American Pie" tells the story of four boys who want to say goodbye to their virginity before graduation in order to get rid of the ridicule of their peers;

  In "The 40-Year-Old Virgin", it even talks about how a 40-year-old bachelor with no experience reaps love under the guidance of an experienced single mother who has three children;

Even in Disney\'s "Princess Diaries", Princess Mia, played by Anne Hathaway, will chat with her mother about her parents\' love history, and the female version of Lin Yongjian is concerned about the public love affairs of students in the school she manages. , even turning a blind eye.

  They are actually quite twisted. They fall in love early and think it’s not good.

  Looking at it this way, compared with us who couldn’t fall in love early when we were in school, got married immediately after graduation, and wished to complete a series of processes such as getting acquainted, falling in love, getting married and having children overnight, there is actually no difference!

  David\'s brain supplement does not conflict with his patriarchal status, but for Roland—

  Long live Brain Supplement!

After figuring out what had happened, he nodded his head, and moved his eyes away from Melanie Sloane, looking at the little girl in a light yellow dress, staring at him with curious eyes with her mouth pursed, and asked with a smile : "Is this the first time we met?"

   "But after I found out that you came in, you kept looking at me and smiling."

   "Do you think there is something wrong with me? My hair is messed up?"

   Roland turned his gaze to the assistant, and when he saw the other party shaking his head neatly, he turned his head back again.

   This image-conscious action caused the girl to raise the corners of her mouth, and while her eyelashes were flying, she smiled and shook her head: "No."

   "It\'s because I\'m glad to see you alive."

   "The living me?" Roland blinked his eyes, feeling that Auntie Liang\'s description was weird.

   "Have you ever seen me dead?"

  Showing a puzzled face and asking questions with disagreements, it instantly made little Guliang understand that she had said the wrong thing.

   Shaking his head violently, annoyance and regret flashed on his smiling face.

   "Oh, sorry, that\'s not what I meant, I was talking about you in real life..."

   It seems that he feels that his explanation is not strong enough. While emphasizing real life, the hands that were originally in front of him are instantly opened, fingers touching, and he said nervously: "I have seen all your movies."

   "Start with Home Alone."

   "I used to think about how I would greet you if I ran into you in Hollywood one day."

   "Should I ask you for your autograph first, or ask you for a group photo first."

   "But now... I can\'t remember all the original plans..."

   "So..."

   Speaking of this, the girl bit her lip in embarrassment.

  Although the eyes have been focused on Roland, the state of being a fan girl is undoubtedly revealed.

   It made Roland look at Zhi Le, "Then I can understand that you once liked me, so when you saw me, you were a little excited?"

   "Uh...Yeah..." Scarlett was taken aback for a moment, then nodded immediately, but while admitting, she turned her head and thought for a while, and continued to explain: "It\'s not that I liked it before, but I like it now..."

  The affirmative answer and straightforward words made Roland smile.

   Well... It seems that my appearance is even higher than that of Tang Bohu, who is said to be "Yushu Linfeng wins Pan An, and a pear blossom presses a begonia"!

  He raised his hand and made a camera gesture towards the assistant, signaling the other person to find a Polaroid to satisfy the little girl\'s wish.

   This kind of outright show of \'love\' is really normal for Roland, because his accumulation over the years alone is enough to reap the hearts of a lot of girls in the circle in the future.

  One of his current works is definitely not as scary as "The Big Ship" at the box office, but all the works combined will have a huge lethality for children.

To put it bluntly, "Big Boat" is like a food amplifier, it can instantly inflate you who is not famous. After all, before "Big Boat" appeared, Xiao Li could only go on a date with Liv Tyler quietly. After Big Ship, it was Eva Herzigova and Carmen Kath who wanted to climb into his bed.

   And what about Roland?

  The situation is different!

His work is a set of combination punches, which can forcibly hammer his peers into his own appearance, not to mention the big princess, Paris Hilton who just wanted to walk out the door, and now who wants to ask Roland for an autograph and a group photo Girls like Scarlett have the means to enter Hollywood, and even many guys who can\'t reach Hollywood will have ambitions for him!

  Including the guy where Dad works at Merrill Lynch!

  Roland believes that if Taylor Swift meets him now, maybe the other party will become famous ten years earlier!

   After all, I want to make it easier for that guy to write songs, fall in love for half a year, then break up with each other, and the album will come out!

  As long as she can be signed into the company, then the performance of Interstellar Records will rise steadily!

   Hiss... No!

   Came back to his senses, Roland felt that there was something wrong.

  Uh... Anyway, that\'s what it means, even if Rejoice is useless, Roland is still confident in his own charm.

After learning that Scarlett was also his fan, the sense of identity that Roland didn\'t want disappeared directly, and after the banner of "for your uncle\'s sake, I would like to take a photo with you" , Aunt Liang who got the autograph for the group photo directly kissed the photo, and her jumpy reaction made her mother laugh from ear to ear.

  Scarlett\'s mother is a guy who hopes to become a woman, and Natalie\'s mother has the same temperament.

Of course, there is a difference between the two. Natalie\'s mother is willing to wait, and can give everything to seize the opportunity to soar into the sky; but Scarlett\'s mother feels that time cannot be wasted. If there is no chance, then Create your own opportunities.

Because of this, after Natalie finished playing "This Killer Is Not So Cold", she would reject a bunch of heroine scripts and go to A+list and A-list movies until the third episode of "Star Wars Prequel". The arrival of the trilogy; and during the blank period of holding her thigh, Scarlett took a bunch of books that outsiders could not understand according to her mother\'s wishes.

  There is "Sister Manny" in it.

   And Scarlett\'s family also appeared on the scene.

  Of course, does what her mother thinks have anything to do with Roland?

After seeing his sister-in-law Liang thanking him with a happy smile, Roland, who thought the premiere of "The Seven Deadly Sins" was really boring, felt much better. After chatting for a while, his assistant came over and said that the movie was about to start. , he also took the initiative to send an invitation to the two, "Will you go to watch a movie together? After watching the movie, I will help you to ask when models will be needed for new seasons."

   "Is it okay?" Scarlett, who stuffed the photo into her mother\'s handbag, asked with wide eyes.

   "Of course it doesn\'t matter, I don\'t sit in the front anyway." Roland shrugged, with an expression of indifference.

   And just when he raised his hand to hold his little aunt, this guy who was born in 1984 and is not yet eleven years old...

  It\'s a bit short...

   What frustrates Roland the most is, if you want to be short, then you should be shorter!

  Because that way, I can be hugged by myself just like Elizabeth!

After shaking his head and discarding all the weird thoughts, Roland, who was lazy for half an hour, appeared in front of the public again. When he walked into the auditorium and sat down in the last row, the condescending The viewing experience is still very good.

As the lights in the movie hall disappeared, a blue silhouette also appeared in the center of the screen. Since Mike Mohamy and the others hadn\'t worked out a dutiful son yet, the logo of Warcraft Movie and Television was temporarily drawn by those guys. Holy instead.

To be honest, since the last time David Fincher met and decided to invest in the other party, he hadn\'t watched the movie "Seven Deadly Sins" before today. Not only that, because he watched this movie in his previous life At that time, he was not interested in this kind of religious-themed movies at all, so after finishing the narration like a journal, he directly left the movie plot behind him.

   Now that he rewatched it again, it was a brand new experience, but after watching it, he found a bunch of problems.

The storyline of the whole movie is that the criminal played by Kevin Spacey wants to find the guys with the seven original sins according to the classification of human evils in the teachings, and to warn mankind by killing them cruelly, so as to achieve The purpose of moral suasion.

Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, who played the role of the police, found that they were angry in the process of chasing him. When Tello was killed by Kevin Spacey, he shot and killed the opponent directly, achieving the result of returning all seven deadly sins.

   But the question is, what is the point of this behavior?

  As long as it is a guy who has these evil deeds, he will be punished?

  But, what right do you, Kevin Spacey, have to punish others?

   Acting for the Lord?

  But it is clearly written in the "Ten Commandments", \'Do not kill\'.

First of all, assuming that the criminal played by Kevin Spacey is a devout religious person, then he must have read the "Ten Commandments" and knows that his actions are sinful. In this case, he believes that I will not go to **** Is there no problem with the logical thinking of someone who has the spirit of going to **** and helps the Lord to preach?

  Don’t say that the criminals played by Kevin Spacey didn’t really kill them, but just tortured the dead and borrowed the hands of others to achieve the result of some people’s death—this kind of thinking is inherently problematic.

  If you don’t cut off other people’s flesh, they won’t lose blood and die?

  If you don’t bring sharp equipment to your client, the prostitute won’t be stabbed to death?

   If you don\'t cut off the nose of a beautiful woman, she won\'t swallow medicine and kill herself because she can\'t accept her disfigurement?

   Only the cause of the criminal Kevin Spacey doing it first has the effect of others dying. In this case, assuming that the criminal is a devout believer, isn’t this against the Lord?

   And even if the film ends up pointing out that Kevin Spacey is jealous, and he\'s guilty, then—

  Roland couldn\'t understand it even more.

  You believe in the Lord, you know you are guilty, and you want to repent and warn the world, so you have designed a circle and created one bizarre murder case after another. Is this atonement or missionary work?

  If it is atonement, wouldn’t you be more sinful after doing this round of things?

   And if missionary, are you sure your Lord is willing to see missionary work done in sin?

After Roland in this life watched the movie again, he found that he still couldn\'t understand the brain circuit of the criminal played by Kevin Spacey. This may be because he does not believe in any religion, or because he has seen shallow.

Because he can only see that Brad Pitt played the violent policeman well, Kevin Spacey played the criminal\'s jealousy well, and Morgan Freeman really fit the role of the black god. …

Gone.

   That\'s right, after watching the movie, Roland still had the same thoughts in his mind as in his previous life.

  As his experience gradually increased, after having some experience with those guys like Spielberg and Cameron, he could only see the advantages of David Fincher\'s technique and the integrity of the story. As for trying to figure out—

  He who can\'t even figure out the motive of the criminal, how can he figure it out!

  However, in the venue after the screening, there were actually quite a few guys who had the same idea as him.

"Washington Post" film critic Dyson Thomson shook his head and said: "I think the final ending ruins the movie. Kevin Spacey plays a criminal who kills Gwen in order to fulfill his jealousy. For the wife played by Ness Paltrow, I can\'t accept this blunt act of making up the seven deadly sins."

  "Los Angeles Times" film critic Kenneth Turan also expressed his opinion, "There are some eye-catching techniques in the movie, but I have doubts about the rationality of the whole story."

Janet Maslin of The New York Times was even more disrespectful, "Apart from the disgusting details of the crime scene, the entire film is left with pretentious emphasis, which I feel should belong to David Finn. Weird."

   In addition to nearly 40% of the opponents, the attitude of the remaining 60% of the supporters is actually very vague.

  Roger Ebert, who was invited by Sony, said very ambiguously: "This movie is good, but it missed the greatness, because David Fincher didn\'t find the right way to end."

  "Entertainment Weekly"\'s top critic Owen Gleiberman said: "I give it a B. I like the atmosphere in the movie. The morbid anxiety created by the continuous rain is very suitable for this kind of thriller and murder movie."

  Edward Guzman of "San Francisco Chronicle" even said something that Roland couldn\'t understand, "Hannibal sends his greetings to John."

In fact, when he heard these discussions, Roland was very puzzled in his heart, whether the "Seven Deadly Sins" he invested in was really the same as his previous life, sold more than 300 million at the box office, and entered the ranks of IMDbTop250 .

  Because these guys at the scene didn\'t mean to push hard at all!

  After all these guys went back, they wrote their own ideas into film reviews. When they were released, all the big six in Hollywood except Sony were overjoyed. Among them, Fox was the happiest, because in their opinion—

   "David Fincher is really an idiot!"

   "If you make a movie according to his ideas, you will lose your underwear!"

  After seeing the media with mixed reviews, Roland even wondered, did Sony stuff money in the promotion?

   "This special code shouldn\'t be!"

   "Although I didn\'t understand it, I didn\'t interfere in the whole movie from beginning to end!"

   "Could it be because of my investment that the whole movie will be wiped out?"

   "Are you kidding me!"

   "The movies I participated in are fine, but the movies I didn\'t participate in have problems???"

   Note: ①Xiao Lizi’s girlfriend in 1995 was Liv Taylor. Originally, Taylor would have an embarrassing scene with her girlfriend and her boyfriend on the set, but I thought it over and let it go. ②Scarlett said that her mother likes to interfere with her book selection. ③ "Seven Deadly Sins" is not my pressure. When it was released that year, the praise score given by film critics and print media was 16/27, which is 59% of the praise rate. But including Roger Ebert, no matter whether it is praise or anger, no one analyzes the movie carefully, and they all express ambiguous attitudes such as skills, settings, atmosphere, etc., which should not be done by film critics. things.

  

  

  (end of this chapter)