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Chapter 32

Yu Shuqing\'s impromptu imitation show stunned Yu Fanxing: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, that\'s the feeling!"

"Cinderella vowed to do her best to be a qualified wife of a wealthy family. Having nothing better to do, she began to restrain her family members and became hateful to everyone. She also assumed the aura of a sister-in-law like a mother, and educated my young son. What kind of person is my young son? A demon king who knows how to exploit people, so exploitative that he doesn\'t even give face to the old lady! Could she have expected him to give her any good face?"

"The demon king disliked his brother as well. He asked the old lady for company shares and went to throw his weight around the company for a few months, just to make things difficult for his brother."

"And then?"

"Then Cinderella imagined the plot of the vicious young uncle framing his elder brother to fight over the family property. She made another series of silly operations, but my young son was done playing around and simply ignored her. He patted his butt and went back to school."

"...They all have... quite the personality."

"You can just say they are weirdos. Their genes have mutated, wasting my and the old chairman\'s good genes. It would have been better to give birth to two pieces of roasted pork!"

"..."

"They don\'t even calm down during New Year. The Second Sister-in-Law wanted to match her cousin with my young son, thinking that after marrying him, she could influence him with pillow talk so that his wife could control the demon king."

"Is the young son not into romantic relationships?"

"So far I haven\'t seen any sign of it. He hates women trying to crawl up to him the most. I won\'t be surprised if he brings a man home someday."

"..."

"Let\'s not talk about it anymore. It\'s upsetting. Every time I think of them I feel old." Yu Fanxing channeled her indignation into her appetite and ordered more dishes. "Kids have their own fortune, I\'ll enjoy my own blessings instead of minding them."

After gossiping while eating hot pot, they accidentally ate until they were full. Yu Fanxing sent away the driver and the two of them slowly walked along the old street to help digest their food. As they passed a nondescript bar on the streetside, Yu Fanxing pointed and said, "Isn\'t this that famously named gay bar on the Internet?"

"It looks like it is."

This gay bar was known far and wide for being a "hub for bottoms" under the name of "The Bottom\'s Gathering Place." It had bottoms of all kinds and was also open to women—only two types of people went there, girlfriends and wives.

Yu Fanxing and Yu Shuqing looked at each other at the same time and stepped towards the entrance in perfect sync.

Yu Shuqing said, "Going to a gay bar together makes us unrelated sworn sisters!"

"Come on, sisters! Bottoms up!"

"Two beautiful ladies, why are you here alone?" A muscular bottom came over. "Oh my, my name is Rourou. Let me take you to have some fun!"

"Take us, take us!" Yu Fanxing loved it most when pretty young men called her sister. She beckoned over a few more good looking young hunks.

Yu Shuqing was still sober at first, but after a few drinks she got crazy. She stretched out her lecherous hands and felt the abs of the person next to her.

"Ew! Gross!"

"How did you build your abs like this?" Yu Shuqing retracted her hand and poked at the soft flesh around her own waist. "I want defined obliques."

Rourou twisted his body coyly and handed her a name card. Yu Shuqing squinted at it under the dim light and put it in her purse.

"Wouldn\'t have guessed you\'re actually a personal trainer."

"Of course! I originally wanted to go to gyms to look for tops, but I didn\'t find any tops so I trained myself into a top instead!" Rourou proudly flexed his pecs. "I can even bounce my pecs! Feel them, Older Sister Xing can feel them too!"

Yu Fanxing, experienced in nightlife scenes, felt up his pecs like an expert and smoothly took out a stack of cash to tuck into his chest.

"Ew gross!"

Yu Shuqing imitated his tone, "Ew gross!"

After more laughter, Yu Shuqing lifted her wine glass to wet her throat. From the corner of her eye she saw a boy sitting in the corner passing a small pill over Yu Fanxing\'s wine glass—it fell into her drink.

His action was very quick that Yu Shuqing thought her eyes were blurry, if not for how he nervously looked left and right afterwards.

Yu Fanxing lifted her wine glass. Before Yu Shuqing could stop her she said, "Come on, let\'s drink up. From today onwards this day will be our ceremonial anniversary of becoming sworn sisters!"

The group of young hunks cheered and applauded.

"Cheers!" Yu Shuqing pretended to be drunk and heavily clinked glasses, knocking Yu Fanxing\'s wine glass out of her hand onto the floor, breaking with a crisp sound.

"It broke, everything\'s fine!"

"Yeah, everything\'s fine!"

"Nothing\'s fine!" Yu Fanxing waved her hand. "Inauspicious! Judging from the hexagram indicated by the broken piece arrangement...

Yu Shuqing had a grave look on her face, "We shouldn\'t stay here, there may be danger of bloodshed!"

The two left quickly despite the hunks\' enthusiastic pleas for them to stay.

Sitting in the cab, both were silent for a second before bursting into loud laughter.