BXBX NOVEL Chapter 943 Morning Sickness
"In my apartment. We can sleep after we're drunk and we can continue to drink after waking up!"
"Wait! What? Do you want to drink yourself to an early grave?" While speaking with Sheffield on the phone, Joshua told his colleague that he was leaving and then went to change his clothes.
"Of course not! The world is such a beautiful place. Why would I possibly want to die?" 'Even if I wanted to die, I wouldn't choose to drink myself to death. I would only die from having excessive sex with Evelyn, ' he thought to himself.
"What do you want to eat? I'll bring some food to your place."
"Don't bother. We can just get food delivered to us!"
"Will I be lucky enough to have dinner cooked by Chef Tang?"
"I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I only cook for my woman!"
Joshua cleared his throat and imitated a woman's voice. "Chef Tang, I can be your woman tonight."
"Dude, that's not even funny!" Sheffield got goosebumps from Joshua's words. Then he hung up the phone on Joshua.
Pulling his face away from the phone, Joshua gasped in shock. 'That man doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. How did Evelyn even fall in love with him?' he wondered.
When Sheffield twisted the car keys into ignition, his phone rang again. He assumed it was Joshua and was about to scold him, but when he saw the caller ID, he smiled. Coincidentally, it was another friend of his. "Colonel Li, long time no see. How have you been?"
"Cut the crap! I'm in Y City now!" Gifford had just returned from his mission. His body was covered in mud with weeds sticking out of his mouth. Sitting on a rock and looking at the wasteland in front of him, he felt bored out of his mind.
"What a coincidence! I'm in Y City too," Sheffield said while tapping the steering wheel.
Gifford rolled his eyes and said, "I'm leaving tomorrow morning. That means, you and Joshua are spending the night with me!"
"No problem! I don't even mind sleeping with you!"
"Even after so long, you're still as shameless as ever. I swear if you were standing in front of me, I would have punched you in the face already!"
Sheffield giggled and said, "Come on! Do it!"
"Shut up, you moron!" Gifford hung
Sheffield throwing Gifford's clothes into the washing machine, Joshua smiled and said, "His woman is indeed beautiful! He is totally obsessed with her."
"It's hard to believe that! A playboy like him will never be faithful." Gifford took off his underwear without feeling shy at all.
Joshua, however, rolled his eyes and looked away. "Let me tell you a secret. His woman is my ex-girlfriend. Hahaha..."
"Oh wow! Sounds like the three of you are caught up in a messy situation. It seems that a lot of interesting things have happened during my absence."
"Yes! Now, go take a shower. I'll tell you everything in detail later," said Joshua.
"Is that woman the one whom Sheffield was so attracted to that he stayed in D City for one more week?"
"Yes, that's the one!"
As soon as he got the answer he wanted, Gifford turned around and entered the bathroom.
While Gifford was in the shower, Sheffield scowled at Joshua and said, "Can't you just shut up?"
"Why would I? It feels great to share everything about you with Gifford!"
Sheffield threw the mop to him and said, "Mop the floor!"
"You must be joking! I don't care enough to mop the floor!" Joshua snorted. He should have asked Evelyn to find a cure of his unhealthy obsession with cleanliness.
"You don't want to do it? Don't ask me for help if you have something wrong with your kidneys in the future," Sheffield threatened. A sly grin crept up on his face.
Joshua kicked him in the leg. "My kidneys are in good shape. Thank you. I'm not a playboy. Do you think that everyone is like you? Get out of my way!"
"Whatever! My kidneys are better!" 'Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to make Evelyn happy every night, ' Sheffield mused.